STARBUCKS IS CLOSING 500 OF ITS STORES AND CUTTING 7% OF ITS WORKFORCE.

AS MANY AS 12,000 FULL-TIME AND PART-TIME RETAIL POSITIONS WILL BE ELIMINATED WITH STORE CLOSURES ALL OVER AMERICA.

ECONOMY!

MATT GOT WASTED WHILE ON VACATION IN NICARAGUA.  HE WAS FOUND LATER LOOKING THROUGH A SEWAGE DITCH SAYING HE LOST HIS FLIP-FLOPS..LOL.

A SOURCE SAYS. "MATT WAS SO OUT OF IT WHEN THEY REACHED THE RESORT THAT TWO GUYS HAD TO CARRY HIM TO HIS VILLA.  THEY USED HIS KEY, BUT LEFT THE DOOR UNLOCKED."

LATER THAT NIGHT, SOMEONE ENTERED HIS VILLA WHILE HE WAS PASSED OUT AND STOLE $2,000 AND HIS BLACKBERRY PHONE.

EDDIE MURPHY REVEALED ON EXTRA THAT HIS UPCOMING FILM, MEET DAVE, WILL BE ON E OF HIS LAST!

"FIFTY YEARS (OLD) I'LL HAVE BEEN MAKING MOVIES THIRTY YEARS AND I HAVE CLOSE TO FIFTY MOVIES AND ITS LIKE WHY AM I IN THE MOVIES...I'VE DONE THAT PART NOW.  I'LL GO BACK TO THE STAGE AND DO STANDUP"